Six Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your GPS Say to You

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My husband and I are preparing for a long vacation. He found an iphone on sale at a yard sale and snatched it up and placed a GPS app on it for us to use.

Sounds great!

But the app only works if the phone is held flat.

And don’t touch the screen…bad things happen.gps clipart

So while we were experimenting with the GPS app, we jokingly came up with six things we wouldn’t want to hear from the GPS.

(The best way to read this list is with the nice sounding voice from the GPS.)

6. Don’t push my buttons or I’ll turn this car around!

5. Who’s driving this car?

4. I’m afraid we are lost.

3. We should have brought a map.

2. I am not stopping to ask directions!

and …

1. I sometimes get my rights and lefts mixed up!

Can you think of anything else a GPS might say? Please add to the list below.


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Six Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your GPS Say to You — 8 Comments

  1. Lol……my GPS is voice activated and it says i don’t understand. Southerners …..but i don’t have to lay it flat…..think that is your phone…….

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